Brick 3310 Reissue
phone
$71.20$89.00
An indestructible dumbphone with Snake, a torch and a removable battery that lasts three weeks. The screen is the size of a stamp and you will not miss it.
Specifications
- Chipset
- Single-core 208MHz with 2MB of RAM and no ambitions
- GPU
- None. Snake renders on the CPU, as it should.
- AI Features
- None. That is the feature.
- Memory
- 0 GB
- Battery
- 504 hours
- Battery capacity
- 1200 mAh
- Display
- 2.4" 320x240 LCD, 84 ppi, unbreakable
- Camera
- 2MP with a flash that doubles as a torch
- Weight
- 133 g
- Colour
- Charcoal / Classic Blue
- Charging
- 5 W
- Storage
- 32MB internal, microSD up to 32GB
- Durability
- Rated for a ladder, a freezer and one festival
- Included
- Phone, removable battery, charger and one preinstalled game
- Included Software
- Snake II, a torch app and a ringtone composer
- Ports
- 3.5mm headphone jack, micro-USB and charging pins
- Build
- Polycarbonate shell with a rubber keypad
- OS
- Series 30: no app store, no updates, no problem
- Software support
- None, and it will still work in 2035
- Ads
- One carrier SMS advert a week, unblockable
- Unskippable
- Boot animation with a jingle you cannot mute
- Premium
- $1.99/month for a second ringtone
- Total
- $89 plus $1.99/month, or the same phone you had in 2004
- Power
- Charges over micro-USB at 5W
- Use case
- Festivals, building sites and digital detoxes
- Previous life
- Prototype that survived three drop tests
- Condition
- New, with the battery shipped loose
- Reality
- Your smartphone is back in your pocket within a week