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Cortisol Reset Tea

Cortisol Reset Tea

Cortisol Reset Tea

wellness

$20.40$24.00

Ashwagandha, chamomile and a marketing trend, steeped for four minutes. It works if you believe in it, which the packaging encourages.

Specifications

Volume
0.1 L
Material
Loose leaf blend in a tin with a magnetic lid
Dimensions
85 mm tin, 180 mm tall when stacked with its own packaging
Weight
120 g
Colour
Sage Green tin
Ingredients
Ashwagandha, chamomile, lemon balm and a marketing trend
Dosage
One teaspoon per cup, up to three cups, or one very large mug
Care
Store dry, away from wellness influencers
Included
30 servings, a strainer and a card of breathing exercises
Certifications
Organic, Caffeine-Free, Clinically Vague
Sustainability
Loose leaf in a tin instead of 30 foil sachets
Warranty
1 year; the placebo effect is not covered
Ads
Supplement bundles pushed in the ritual app
Unskippable
5-second ad before the steeping timer starts
Premium
$4.49/month for a guided evening ritual and no ads
Total
$24 plus $4.49/month, or a glass of water and a walk
Use case
A four-minute pause you will skip by Thursday
Reality
It tastes like a spa reception and works if you decide it does
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