One-Size-Fits-No-One Tee
fashion
$47.20$59.00
Cut for every body and none of them. The label says relaxed fit; the mirror disagrees.
Specifications
- Material
- Organic cotton jersey, 180gsm
- Sizes
- One size, which is also every size
- Dimensions
- Chest 1100 mm, length 720 mm
- Weight
- 180 g
- Colour
- Oat Milk / Washed Black
- Fit
- Relaxed on the model, tight on you
- Care
- Machine wash cold; the shoulders will not recover
- Included
- One tee and a fabric care card
- Durability
- Good for 40 washes; the neckline less so
- Sustainability
- Organic cotton and plastic-free packaging
- Warranty
- 1 year on stitching, none on self-image
- Subscription
- Optional $19/month for the same tee in new colours
- Ads
- Matching relaxed-fit trousers suggested in the app
- Unskippable
- 5-second ad before the size guide loads
- Premium
- $2.99/month for early access to the same size
- Total
- $59 plus $2.99/month, or two basics that fit
- Use case
- Every day, allegedly
- Reality
- It fits one person and it is not you