Placebo 30-Day Pack
wellness
$34.30$49.00
Thirty days of certified nothing in a blister pack, randomised and double-blind. Clinically proven to work for about a week, or until you read the active ingredients.
Specifications
- Material
- Microcrystalline cellulose, lactose-free filler and conviction
- Dimensions
- Blister pack of 30 tablets, 90 x 60 mm
- Weight
- 45 g
- Colour
- Clinical White
- Ingredients
- Nothing active. Inactive ingredients: cellulose, magnesium stearate, hope.
- Dosage
- One tablet daily with water, without water, or not at all
- Care
- Store below 25C, away from evidence
- Included
- 30 tablets and a patient information leaflet with no claims in it
- Certifications
- Double-Blind, Randomised, Homeopathically Diluted
- Sustainability
- Blister recyclable at selected pharmacies, which may not exist
- Warranty
- 1 year; the effect is not covered
- Ads
- Sponsored symptom checklists between doses
- Unskippable
- 8-second ad for the premium placebo before you can swallow
- Premium
- $7.99/month for a placebo with a better coating
- Total
- $49 plus $7.99/month, or a glass of water
- Use case
- Feeling better for about a week
- Reality
- It works if you do not read this