Quantum Kale Chips
food
$9.60$12.00
Sea-salt kale chips in a bag that is seventy percent nitrogen. Half of it is air, aerated for freshness and priced as if the air were kale. The chips that do exist are excellent.
Specifications
- Ingredients
- Kale, sunflower oil, sea salt and nitrogen (70% of the bag)
- Weight
- 45 g
- Serving
- 1 handful, or the whole bag in one sitting
- Energy
- 240 kcal
- Allergens
- None
- Storage
- Cool and dry; the nitrogen is load-bearing
- Shelf life
- 9 months sealed, 4 minutes once opened
- Origin
- A kale farm with a branding consultant
- Packaging
- Recyclable film bag, mostly empty by design
- Certifications
- Certified Organic, Non-GMO and Air-Filled
- Sustainability
- Compostable film; the stalks were sold separately, not wasted
- Included
- 45 g of chips and 105 g of air
- Total
- $12, of which roughly $8 is atmosphere
- Reality
- You will crush the bag and find two chips