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Second-Hand Hoodie, First-Hand Price

Second-Hand Hoodie, First-Hand Price

Second-Hand Hoodie, First-Hand Price

fashion

$100.62$129.00

Pre-worn for authenticity and sold at full price. The fading is deliberate, the smell is a feature and the story is included.

Specifications

Material
Heavyweight organic cotton fleece, already softened
Sizes
S to XXL, all slightly misshapen
Dimensions
Chest 620 mm, length 700 mm in medium
Weight
780 g
Colour
Faded Grey / Washed Navy
Fit
Relaxed, with a collar that has already given up
Care
Wash cold, rarely, and never with whites
Included
Hoodie, care card and a printed note about its previous owner
Durability
Pre-worn for authenticity; the elbows are halfway there
Sustainability
Second-hand, which is the greenest thing about it
Warranty
1 year, excludes existing bobbling and mystery marks
Subscription
Optional $14/month for another one, no returns
Ads
More pre-worn basics suggested after checkout
Unskippable
5-second ad for the pre-worn jeans collection
Premium
$6.99/month for first pick of the best fading
Total
$129 plus $6.99/month, or the same hoodie at a charity shop for $8
Use case
Looking unbothered in something someone else wore out
Reality
It was $8 second-hand and you paid $129 for the story
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