Sourdough Starter, Aged
food
$25.50$34.00
A jar of flour and water with a birth certificate from 2019. It feeds twice a day, resents your schedule and will comfortably outlive this store.
Specifications
- Ingredients
- Flour, water, wild yeast and a strong sense of self
- Weight
- 350 g
- Serving
- One loaf per 100 g of starter, roughly
- Energy
- 180 kcal
- Allergens
- Gluten, obviously
- Storage
- Room temperature; the fridge is an insult
- Shelf life
- Indefinite; it has already outlived two phones
- Origin
- Started in a kitchen in 2019 by someone who has since moved on
- Packaging
- Glass jar with a breathable cloth lid and a wax-sealed certificate
- Certifications
- Certified Organic, Certified Alive, Not Certified Calm
- Sustainability
- Nothing was wasted except your mornings
- Included
- Jar, feeding schedule, birth certificate, guilt
- Total
- $34 plus two feedings a day forever
- Use case
- Bread, pancakes and an unrequested personality trait
- Reality
- You will name it