Certified Organic Void
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$230.23$299.00
Farm-to-table emptiness. Sustainably sourced from the abyss. Non-GMO, gluten-free, and absolutely nothing inside.
Specifications
- Material
- Nothing. Sustainably sourced nothing.
- Dimensions
- 0 x 0 x 0 mm
- Weight
- 0 g
- Colour
- Absence of colour
- Care
- No maintenance; dust it and you have added dust
- Included
- Nothing, in a compostable box
- Certifications
- Certified Organic, Non-GMO, Gluten-Free, Farm-to-Table
- Sustainability
- Zero carbon footprint, on account of shipping nothing
- Origin
- Sourced from the abyss, packed at the edge of it
- Warranty
- 1 year; nothing cannot break
- Ads
- Pop-up offers for nothing in a nicer box
- Unskippable
- 10-second ad for the void before you can leave
- Premium
- $9.99/month for priority access to more nothing
- Total
- $299 plus $9.99/month, or opening a cupboard
- Use case
- Filling a shelf, a conversation and a receipt
- Reality
- You bought an empty box