Terms & Conditions

What this is

thescam.shop is a pretend shop. It exists so you can browse, fill a cart, check out and track a delivery without buying anything, paying anything or throwing anything away. Every product, price, discount, career, salary, balance, order and tracking update on this site is fictional.

By using it you agree to treat it as entertainment. Nothing here is a real offer, a real price, or real financial advice.

Your account, which is not an account

There is no sign-up, no password and no server-side profile. Your name, career, balance, cart and order history live in your own browser’s local storage. We cannot see them, recover them or restore them if you clear your browser data.

Prices, numbers and impact figures

Prices are converted using live public exchange rates and a live Bitcoin spot price, so they move. They are not quotes.

The avoided-impact figures are cradle-to-gate estimates drawn from published product environmental reports, water-footprint studies and raw-material research. They are rounded, category-level estimates for a joke store — not a lifecycle assessment of anything you personally own, and not a claim about any real purchase.

The company

thescam.shop is not a registered company. The registered office on the Moon is a joke, the company number is a joke, and nothing will ever be collected from it.

Availability and changes

The catalogue, features and these terms can change at any time, including in ways that reset your pretend career. If a change is significant we will note it in the project roadmap rather than emailing you, because we do not have your email address.