Existential Dread Candle
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Hand-poured by someone who understands. Notes of unfulfilled potential, expired dreams, and a hint of lavender.
Specifications
- Material
- Soy wax blend, cotton wick and honest feelings
- Dimensions
- 75 mm diameter, 90 mm tall
- Weight
- 320 g
- Colour
- Bone White
- Burn time
- 42 hours
- Scent
- Unfulfilled potential, expired dreams and a hint of lavender
- Care
- Trim the wick to 5 mm, like you trim your ambitions
- Included
- Candle, glass vessel and one card of unsolicited advice
- Certifications
- Hand-poured, Small-batch, Emotionally Unstable
- Sustainability
- Soy wax, reusable vessel, recyclable box
- Origin
- Poured by someone who understands
- Warranty
- 1 year; the dread is yours to keep
- Ads
- Sponsored journaling prompts while the candle burns
- Unskippable
- Ad for a second candle before the first one is lit
- Premium
- $4.99/month for a scent called Acceptance
- Total
- $45 plus $4.99/month, or sitting quietly in the dark
- Use case
- Lighting it at 11pm and questioning the week
- Reality
- It smells lovely and changes nothing