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Existential Dread Head Wrap

Existential Dread Head Wrap

Existential Dread Head Wrap

wellness

$27.45$45.00

Cooling gel for when your brain won't stop asking "why."

Specifications

Material
Cooling gel core in a soft-touch fabric sleeve
Dimensions
600 x 90 mm band
Weight
260 g
Colour
Fog Blue
Ingredients
Non-toxic cooling gel, fabric and unresolved questions
Dosage
20 minutes per session, up to 4 sessions a day
Care
Hand wash the sleeve; the gel lives in the fridge
Included
Wrap, storage pouch and one laminated breathing card
Certifications
Dermatologist tested, Existentially Unresolved
Sustainability
Reusable for 300 cooling cycles instead of single-use packs
Warranty
1 year; panic attacks are not covered
Ads
Therapy app suggestions while the wrap cools
Unskippable
Ad for a mindfulness course before the first session
Premium
$5.49/month for a guided 20-minute session
Total
$45 plus $5.49/month, or a damp flannel
Use case
When your brain will not stop asking why
Reality
The questions are still there when it warms up
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