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Invisible Chair

Invisible Chair

Invisible Chair

furniture

$728.19$899.00

The ultimate expression of less-is-more. Zero materials, zero carbon footprint, maximum conversation starter. Assembly required (imagination not included).

Specifications

Material
None. Zero materials, zero carbon footprint.
Dimensions
Standard chair proportions, unmeasurable
Weight
0 g
Load capacity
120 kg
Colour
Transparent, or whatever is behind it
Finish
Matte nothing
Assembly
Required; imagination not included
Care
Dust it and you have added dust. Do not sit on it in the dark.
Included
Nothing, plus one assembly diagram of a chair
Certifications
Certified Zero-Material, Carbon-Neutral by Absence
Sustainability
The greenest chair ever made, on account of not existing
Warranty
5 years structural, on a structure that is not there
Ads
Pop-up offers for invisible cushions
Unskippable
8-second ad for an invisible table set
Premium
$14.99/month for invisible fabric swatches
Total
$899 plus $14.99/month, or standing up
Use case
Conversation starters and uncomfortable guests
Reality
It is not a chair
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