Left Sock Subscription
fashion
$35.49$39.00
Embrace the chaos. Each month receive one premium left sock. Pattern guaranteed to not match anything you own. The right sock is a myth.
Specifications
- Material
- Combed cotton blend with a reinforced heel
- Sizes
- EU 36-47, all left
- Dimensions
- 230 mm foot length, crew height
- Weight
- 42 g
- Colour
- Wildcard; patterns never repeat and never match
- Fit
- Snug at the cuff, generous at the toe
- Care
- Machine wash 30C; the right sock remains missing
- Included
- One premium left sock, one laundry bag, no right sock
- Durability
- Reinforced heel and toe for 18 months of washing
- Sustainability
- Organic cotton; 100% of the right socks were never made
- Warranty
- 2 years against holes, not against loneliness
- Subscription
- Monthly at $39; cancelling leaves you with an odd count
- Ads
- Right-sock upsells that do not exist
- Unskippable
- Ad for a sock drawer organiser before each delivery
- Premium
- $9.99/month for premium patterns that are still left only
- Total
- $39/month plus $9.99 for better colours
- Use case
- Chaos, laundry and never pairing anything
- Reality
- The right sock is a myth