MacBook Airless
laptop
$2,554.27$3,499.00
The future of nothing. Invisible display. Zero ports. No battery. Powered entirely by your exhalation and regret. Quantum-ready for problems that don't exist yet. Antigravity included (hovering desk sold separately). 100% carbon-negative because it doesn't do anything. Requires iCloud subscription to see your files (imaginary cloud sold separately).
Specifications
- CPU
- M8 Infinity core - quantum ready
- Memory
- Knows everything
- Battery
- As long there is CO2
- Display
- 13.6" Invisible Helium panel
- Weight
- 0.00001 kg
- Colour
- Midnight Void
- Storage
- 256GB, soldered to a chip you cannot reach
- Use case
- Looking expensive in a cafe