Nothing Burger
food
$15.99$24.99
Gluten-free, vegan, keto, paleo, and raw. Contains zero calories, zero guilt, and zero substance. The perfect meal for when you want to feel full of nothing.
Specifications
- Ingredients
- Gluten-free, vegan, keto, paleo and raw. No patty, no crumbs, no substance.
- Weight
- 0 g
- Serving
- 1 burger, plated for photographs only
- Energy
- 0 kcal
- Allergens
- None. Nothing cannot trigger anything.
- Storage
- Ambient; there is nothing to spoil
- Shelf life
- Indefinite, like all concepts
- Origin
- A marketing meeting in 2019
- Packaging
- Compostable box with a full-colour hero shot of a burger that does not exist
- Certifications
- Gluten-free, vegan, keto, paleo and raw, all at the same time
- Sustainability
- 100% of the beef used was imaginary
- Included
- One empty box, one napkin, one instruction card
- Ads
- Pop-up offers for imaginary patty add-ons
- Unskippable
- 10-second ad for the patty add-on before checkout
- Premium
- $3.99/month for patty recipes you source yourself
- Total
- $24.99 plus $3.99/month, or $0 of nothing
- Use case
- Feeling full of nothing
- Reality
- It is not a burger