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PlayStation 9

PlayStation 9

PlayStation 9

gaming

$1,034.31$1,499.00

Sent back from 2034. Games load before you even think about buying them. Holographic controller sold separately (in the future).

Specifications

CPU
thescam Z9 Fusion, 16 cores, sent back from 2034
GPU
RDNA 7 with 24 TFLOPs and holographic rendering ready
Memory
64 GB
Storage
4TB NVMe; games load before you decide
Resolution
8K at 120fps, 4K at 240fps
Frame rate
240 fps
Controller battery
12 hours
Connectivity
Wi-Fi 7, 10Gb Ethernet, Bluetooth 6.0
Ports
2x USB-C, HDMI 3.0, optical, hologram port
Weight
4800 g
Colour
Lunar White
Included
Console and one standard controller; the holographic one is future release
Software
Pre-installed library, but you own nothing
Durability
Runs cool for a machine from 2034
Warranty
1 year, void if you travel back in time
Ads
Game trailer autoplays on the dashboard when you turn the console on
Unskippable
12-second ad before the console boots, every single time
Premium
$9.99/month to boot directly into a game instead of an advert
Total
$1,499 plus $69.99 per game plus the future controller
Use case
Games you have not thought about buying yet
Reality
Your TV is not 8K and never will be
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