USB Emotional Adapter
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$36.58$59.00
Plug into your feelings. USB 3.0 speeds for faster emotional bandwidth. Compatible with most humans. Warning: May cause unexpected vulnerability.
Specifications
- Power
- USB-A 2.0, 5V/0.5A
- Connectivity
- USB-A plug, no wireless anything
- Compatibility
- Any powered USB port; works on feelings too
- Material
- Recycled ABS housing with soft-touch coating
- Dimensions
- 42 x 18 x 9 mm
- Weight
- 12 g
- Colour
- Translucent Blue
- Included
- Adapter, sticker that says you are valid
- Software
- None. It listens.
- Durability
- Survives years at the bottom of a bag
- Warranty
- 1 year, emotional damage excluded
- Reality
- Your laptop still does not care